22
Mar

Totally agree… being a lesbian

Totally agree… being a lesbian

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21
Mar

I like my men like I like my coffee….nowhere near my vagina

21
Mar

Cute

Cute

(Source: saparods, via thinktwice-jessica)

21
Mar

shutdownthecity:

I legit almost died when brittany said this hahahah 


Miss her so much
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shutdownthecity:

I legit almost died when brittany said this hahahah 


Miss her so much
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shutdownthecity:

I legit almost died when brittany said this hahahah 


Miss her so much
Zoom Info
shutdownthecity:

I legit almost died when brittany said this hahahah 


Miss her so much
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shutdownthecity:

I legit almost died when brittany said this hahahah 

Miss her so much

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20
Mar

Lol….funny

Lol….funny

20
Mar

lemagicpotatoface:

jnguyenisfresh:

acuppajoe:

beben-eleben:

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”
She responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”



I like this. I like this a lot.


Lol, so funny

lemagicpotatoface:

jnguyenisfresh:

acuppajoe:

beben-eleben:

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 

“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

I like this. I like this a lot.

Lol, so funny

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19
Mar

What a nice way to come out

What a nice way to come out

10
Mar

If she’s available in private but absent in public she’s not worth your time

If she’s available in private but absent in public she’s not worth your time

06
Mar

Hahaha, can relate to that.

Hahaha, can relate to that.